Fanny Dango: kid eating cornflakes

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There's lots of cowboys out there, friends, you just can't see 'em from the road! — 2 weeks 2 days ago

The first thing I ask a cowboy when he tells me he's getting married is, "Does she have a job?" — 2 weeks 2 days ago

The one thing I can't do in excess is moderation. — 2 weeks 2 days ago

To truly understand me you need to know when to listen to me and when not to. — 2 weeks 2 days ago

Resistance to temptation is the true measure of character. — 2 weeks 2 days ago

Nuptiphobia - fear of catchin' the corsage. — 2 weeks 2 days ago

Timing has a lot to do with the success of a rain dance. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Tequila never lets you forget, but it doesn't care what you do. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

Free advice is always worth more than advice you have to pay for. — 2 weeks 6 days ago

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